While visiting with my friend in Munich we decided to take a lil roadtrip into Austria. At the top of the list of places to visit was Fucking Austria. Because… yeah… we’re five years old and it’s hilarious. Driving from Munich to Fucking was pleasant, through scenic small towns that all smell like manure from the small farms. With a population of a little more than one hundred you could really miss it it’s so tiny. Years of vandalism and sign theft almost made the town want to change their name but they decided to keep it but added cameras. What they need is to open a gift shop… we totally would have thrown down some dough for some Fucking Austria memorabilia. This five minute stop kept us laughing all weekend and my face hurt from all the laughing…